Take This Job and Shovel It
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/25/2001
NIZHNI NOVGOROD, Russia - And you thought your wages were crappy. Hospital workers in Russia have been offered manure in lieu of their monthly wages. This deal, which is directed at 400 staff members in Nizhni Novgorod, comes out to six tons of manure for the senior doctors. This evidentially is not the first time the staff has partaken in some sort of barter system for their services. They have previously been paid in meat and butter and a group of loggers were reportedly paid in tampons for the whole year of 1994. However, the staff members are terribly offended by this latest offer. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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okay then (0 replies) started by Poonjab (05.30.2001 11:10:46 PM EST) this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "You ain't worth shit."

this is sick (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.29.2001 8:43:16 PM EST) i don't think u should so much sick things on this site

Shitty wages (0 replies) started by 6ft5inguy (05.29.2001 8:13:28 AM EST) Oi what do you women think about being paid in tampons for a year Kurt Angle

issue (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.28.2001 9:32:45 PM EST) i'd rather issue the "poop" then take it for helping someone...but the tampons...that's not so bad! :)

Oy!!! (0 replies) started by Toolfoolery (05.28.2001 9:00:35 PM EST) I'd rather make Nike products! "This field is limited to 255 characters of content, any more then that and your information will be truncated." -Truncated! Ooooh!!!

I wonder... (0 replies) started by sal1981 (05.26.2001 9:28:27 PM EST) ...if there is shitty loans in Russia Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

That stinks (0 replies) started by proverbialchump (05.26.2001 8:59:15 AM EST) How do they brag to eachother on salaries and wages. "Hey Ivan, I made a shit load last year, on over time!"

hey (0 replies) started by ginner (05.26.2001 1:28:29 AM EST) kool

Austin Powers would say: (0 replies) started by willi (05.25.2001 3:25:22 PM EST) "This coffee tastes like shit!" We all have a bunch of Fat Bastards raining upon our parade.

Keep voting (1 reply) started by darkoverlord (05.25.2001 2:33:09 PM EST) In democraps and this will soon be here!!!!!!. M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

wtf??? (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (05.25.2001 2:06:34 PM EST) that's just dumb...heh §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

gold (0 replies) started by 1113 (05.25.2001 1:01:19 PM EST) whatever made that shit better have ate bite size pieces of gold first justin delgado

I'd ask for Vodka. (0 replies) started by briredfern (05.25.2001 12:10:23 PM EST) But that's just me. I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

Offended? (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.25.2001 10:53:56 AM EST) What else do they have there in Russia to offer? They could always grab some of those three-eyed cows from Chernobyl...... The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Hobson's choice... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (05.25.2001 0:42:09 AM EST) It was either that or free food from the hospital cafeteria. My advice: take the shit. President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

that sucks (0 replies)   started by raindrop78 (05.25.2001 0:31:34 AM EST) that's really shit pay..

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