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Teacher Arrested For Treatment Of Student

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/29/2000
 
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MONTGOMERY, AL - A junior high school teacher was arrested for allegedly making a 13-year-old boy urinate in a classroom trash can. Ryan Calhoun´s parents said their son repeatedly asked teacher Carey Jones for permission to use the bathroom during math class until Jones told him to urinate in a waste-basket. The teen-ager said he moved the trash can to a corner of the classroom and wrapped a jacket around his waist for privacy. Jones, 26, was arrested and charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.


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sheeeeeeitttt if i had to go that bad and the teacher didn't let me go, i would have pissed on the chalkboard or better yet piss on his shoes or something i don't give a fack how old you are if you have to piss, you have to piss !!

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