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LONDON - London´s Design Museum is revealing their new under-wear exhibit. The nation famous for its reserve is displaying sheepskin corsets, silicon-gel-insert brasiers, vacuum-packed thongs, radiation-proof panties, and a glow-in-the-dark bra, among other provocative, titillating and tassled items. One of the hottest features is Alexander McQueen´s pink satin corset crusted with black Swarovski crystal suspended inside giant inflatable women´s legs in transparent plastic. When they´re finished in the UK the exhibition will tour Japan and Australia.
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