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The Devil Made Me Cut Off My Penis

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/13/2000
 
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RIO DE JANEIRO - It´s true that idle hands are the Devil´s workshop, at least in the case of an unidentified Brazilian stonemason who claimed to be possessed by Satan. In a fit of mania, the 32-year-old man borrowed a kitchen knife from a helpful neighbor and began stabbing himself in the chest and stomach. When police arrived and tried to arrest him, the man sliced off his penis. A hospital spokeswoman said the operation to reattach the mason´s penis was successful.


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did he really (0 replies)
started by donkess
(02.22.2001 9:50:42 AM EST)

wonder did u really cut off ur penis if so what about ur sex life think these things through first

keep her lit...

ouch (0 replies)
started by kldoyle
(11.17.2000 9:54:36 PM EST)

It would take more than satan tomake me do that

Satan made me cut off my dick (0 replies)
started by emt241141
(06.24.2000 9:24:25 PM EST)

No he didn't he SAID cut off your head & you cut off the wrong one!!!!!!!!! : ( : (

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Satan made me cut off my dick (0 replies)  
started by emt241141
(06.24.2000 9:23:39 PM EST)

Noe he didn't he SAID cut off your head & you cut off the wrong one!!!!!!!!! : ( : (

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