The Future Crocodile Hunter?
By: BizarreNews	Published: 03/22/2001
AUSTRALIA - Steve Irwin listen up, there could be a new Crocodile Hunter in the ranks. Sam West, 12, reportedly escaped the jaws of a fourteen foot crocodile by biting its nose and gouging its eye with his fingers. West claims he learned this technique by watching the feature film Deep Blue Sea, where a swimmer escaped from a shark by stabbing it in the eye with a cross. The attack happened while Sam was snorkeling in North West Australia. Crocodile expert Graham Webb stated that the boy was lucky to be alive, because the croc could have gone into what is known as a ´death roll´ and drowned the boy before he had a chance to fight it off. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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steve has balls (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.17.2001 0:07:11 AM EST) i can't believe every one making fun of steve irwin. he has way more balls than any of the geeks sitting on there ass criticizing him while he makes 10 times than you because he is actually good at something

steve has balls (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.17.2001 0:06:41 AM EST) i can't believe every one making fun of steve irwin. he has way more balls than any of the geeks sitting on there ass criticizing him while he makes 10 times than you because he is actually good at something

homo steve (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.13.2001 3:57:31 PM EST) steve is fuckin homo. i bet he gets off wrestling those damn alligators!!!!

Steve's trash (0 replies) started by goodq (04.12.2001 8:23:46 PM EST) im with the guy under me. Steve does suck

fuck steve (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.12.2001 3:20:32 PM EST) steve sucks

Steve Irwin#1 (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.10.2001 4:05:21 PM EST) Steve is soo awesome!He deserves his job! I love watching his show! He is a very informational about the animals and makes it funny! Long Live Steve Irwin!

steve everybodies hero (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.03.2001 11:53:00 PM EST) I feel that if anyone in this world deserves man of the year it would have to be steve due to the fact that he is very informative about the animal kingdom and his joy for the adrenaline is almost to much for the wveiwers u rock steve thanx for keeping me alive

What's new? (0 replies) started by thebulldawg (04.03.2001 6:43:10 PM EST) Down here in Australia, we battle off crocs everyday.... Just yesterday one came in me back door of me house and I had ta jump on de bastard and crickey, was it hard to do, but i got the flamin' git to leave and then I had some vegemite on toast with some fosters... (by the way, Foster's sucks, no one here in Australia drinks it. We drink VB... VB = Victoria Bitter) YoU wAnTeD ThE bEsT? wElL tHeY dIdN't FuCkInG mAkE It! So HeRe'S wHaT yOu GeT...

hehe (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.01.2001 3:28:53 PM EST) I Wonder if he is gonna be sued for some stupid copyright infrigment

Amelia (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.31.2001 7:34:37 PM EST) My kid brother told me your jokes where out of this world.

Whoa (0 replies) started by jbaby (03.31.2001 11:21:44 AM EST) That kid's fucking hardcore.

It tastes like chicken (0 replies) started by willi (03.30.2001 11:08:56 PM EST) 'cause it is a chicken. C'mon Croc, grow a set of balls and do your species proud!

Lucky Kid (0 replies) started by PhilGatineau (03.28.2001 7:19:46 PM EST) And they say we shouldn't let kids watch TV...

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DUH! (0 replies) started by WILDISLAND (03.26.2001 11:34:50 PM EST) SHOULD HAVE PUT THE CROSS-FACE ON HIM!

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Eric (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.23.2001 7:44:24 PM EST) whats up

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Dundee (0 replies) started by bullen (03.22.2001 12:04:57 PM EST) he's makeing a new one right now=)

Crocodile Dundee (2 replies) started by Telock (03.22.2001 1:03:00 AM EST) I hope Paul Hohan does't read this he will make another movie

crazy bastard (0 replies)   started by pontifexofpunk (03.22.2001 0:09:53 AM EST) bet it was fun.... heh

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