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DEVIZES, England - What seemed like a lucky break proved to be detrimental to Erlestoke prisoners Robert Denvey, Frank Riorden and Samuel Kerrigan. The trio escaped the penitentiary via a ladder they found conveniently propped against a prison wall and a car they found on the other side with its engine running. However, the eyes of fate were not smiling upon them and the trio crashed the car into a ditch in thick fog just a few miles from the prison. Too embarrassed to turn back, they handed themselves over to a woman out walking and asked her to call the police. This little excursion has added an extra 15 months jail time to each man´s sentence.
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Idiots
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peterli
(03.10.2001 7:08:08 AM EST)
just go to show in the UK we are catching up with the US in the stupidity stakes, thats why you have the death penalty, to stop you inbreeding the stupid gene.
My brain hurts
Stupidity reigns supreme
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ImaginaryNumber
(03.08.2001 9:05:21 AM EST)
This just goes to show how ingenus idiots are. I still find it amazing that so many idiots do such stupid things, and most of them survive.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
Convenient!?
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.08.2001 6:41:16 AM EST)
Why in the hell was there a ladder and a getaway car provided for them in the first place? And maybe the trio wouldn't have crashed the car if only one of them had been driving! lol, little joke there;)
what a dumbass
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started by
razor696
(03.08.2001 0:35:45 AM EST)
those guys should be put on death row so that they can kindly remove their stupid genes from the gene pool. stupid people shouldn't breed. by the way, all you little fuckers out there bitching about getting first, it doesn't matter. so quit putting stupid messages up like "i'm first". damn fags
wait a tic, if i go back to 1969, when presumably i was frozen in 1967, then presumably i can go visit my frozen self, but if i was frozen in ... oh no, i've gone cross eyed!
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