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"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'"
—Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)
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#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
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Q: Why do Texans like big tits and tight pussies?
A: 'cause they have big mouths and tiny dicks!
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 The Ultimate Booby Prize | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/05/2000 | | |  |
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MAPLE RIDGE, British Columbia - Those crazy Canadians are at it again. Tommy´s Bar and Grill in the town of Maple Ridge, British Columbia, is offering breast implants to the winner of their contest. According to restaurant manager Melina Vince, over three-thousand entries have been made to their Win Boobs contest, where the first prize is three-grand towards plastic surgery. Vince also said that not all the entries have been made by women, but from guys as well. It seems the fine print doesn´t specify the type of plastic surgery the winner will receive.
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And guess what????
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Embryo
(10.16.2000 11:47:50 PM EST)
They are going to have a brain implant contest for US citizens only. The only catch is it will take most US contestants about 2 years to find the place since most of them don't know where they are in relation to anything outside their own cities. Most americans don't know if the Atlantic or Pacific ocean is on the east coast and vice versa. Now that's sad.
The only other problem is how do you fit a brain into a cavity that is mostly taken up by a rock. Maybe some blasting will help.
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ba-duh!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.07.2000 0:24:07 AM EST)
this sux! can't you come up with anything better?!
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The prize has been won.
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started by
Asp
(10.05.2000 11:57:55 PM EST)
I live in BC and the prize has been givin to a girl that does not look like she needs them... She is hot as is. There is a down side though... She'll have to buy new bras'.
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Just doing our part....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(10.05.2000 12:18:59 PM EST)
...to continue to beautify this country. (They're also doing this contest here in Calgary, AB.)The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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STFU
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trevorparsons
(10.05.2000 11:54:32 AM EST)
you might want breast implants, you goddamn transvestite. Go to bed and play with your breasts.
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But wait!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.05.2000 9:19:38 AM EST)
Who is to say the guys don't want breast implants? I'm sure any guy would love a pair of his own to play with.
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i think..
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bigtomato
(10.05.2000 0:05:29 AM EST)
i should enter that contest ;)Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy!
I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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