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The Ups And Downs Of Philippino Pests

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/18/2000
 
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MANILA, Philippines - Recently an embarrassed police chief had to explain how 1000 pounds of a combined stash of marijuana, cocaine and amphetamines could disappear from the evidence room. This enterprising chief, when confronted with the missing booty told investigators, Rats and cockroaches got in through gaps in the locker doors and ate it all, every last scrap.


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started by sweetiecheeks777
(04.19.2001 9:06:01 PM EST)

Would the rats and cockroaches experince the effects of the drugs? I smell a new Little-Being Circus being created!

Remember- cats aren't clean, they're just covered in cat spit.

I have now anonymous (0 replies)
started by sted5
(04.18.2001 11:57:54 PM EST)

Does it really matter Mr anal?

Get it right, you ignoramuses! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.18.2001 8:24:40 PM EST)

These are the correct spelling:
Philippines and Filipino
...and you probably have not seen real rats and cockroaches.

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started by sted5
(04.18.2001 1:59:26 AM EST)

Good on ya police chief, the Philipines-land of honest people>>NOT!!

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