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Theme Paper Earns Student Suspension

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/23/2000
 
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BOSTON - It´s hard for administrators at the Boston Latin Academy to tell where literature ends and death threats begin. So when Charles Carithers was given an assignment to write a horror story for his English class, the work he turned in so unnerved his teacher that school officials gave him a three day suspension. ACLU-Massachusetts Executive Director John Roberts said that Carithers was so successful in fulfilling the assignment that instead of getting a high grade he was suspended. Boston School Superintendent Thomas W. Payzant defended school officials, saying they have to err on the side of caution in the aftermath of Columbine. And the story? Carithers wrote about a student athlete who murders a fictitious English teacher with a chainsaw.


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you aRE GAY FOR SAYING THAT YOU WERE FIRST YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOT

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