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Thief Takes Flying Leap and Lands in Long Arms of the Law

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/17/2001
 
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JASPER, Indiana - In an incredible coincidence of timing, a fleeing

burglar took a giant leap of faith and landed right in

the long arms of the law, literally. Trent Carie, 21,

was inside the Main Street Restaurant & Bar when a

passing police officer spotted him and suspected a

robbery was underway. According to Sgt. Mike Fowler,

Carie ran from the store and jumped over a tall fence

only to land in the arms of another officer and a

trooper who had just arrived at the scene. Carie is

believed to be the culprit of at least a dozen

burglaries of several businesses in the area in recent

weeks.

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duh! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.18.2001 1:18:41 PM EST)

sounds like something that would happen in jasper! those dumbasses!!

oops (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.17.2001 2:39:17 PM EST)

i believe i can fly... i believe i can touch the sky...

I've been to (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.17.2001 11:42:53 AM EST)

I've been to Jasper, and I've eaten at that place. The food was preety damn good. There is nothing to do there but get drunk and get in trouble.

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

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started by donut38
(02.17.2001 1:40:34 AM EST)

LITERALLY

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started by yomomma
(02.17.2001 0:03:38 AM EST)

First, mothafuckahs!

Quit moving your lips while reading this!

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