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OGDEN, Utah - A couple of thieves came up with a crafty approach for stealing from an ATM -- they took the whole thing. Ogden police say suspects stole a backhoe, hooked it up to a freestanding ATM, uprooted it and hauled it down the road on Monday. Problem was, they couldn´t figure out how to get the money out of it.
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What is the whole...
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HellWulf
(05.18.2001 1:04:03 AM EST)
point of all there troubles. Plus when this loud ass back hoe came through during the middle of the day (I assume) I suppose noone noticed it right! Good job criminals.
"Enter the cavern"
hmm
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xgruntx
(08.08.2000 3:08:10 AM EST)
well it goes to show you how dumb all the white ppl are
"do or do not, ther is no 'FUCKIN' try, god damn it"
-/corupt yoda-
SUGAR DICK DADDY
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.25.2000 2:23:48 AM EST)
(FIRST , HA) Dumb Asses , I wonder if those dip shits ever heard of a cutting torch . And even if they didn`t have one whats a few hundred dollars to buy one to get a few thousands.
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