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Town Takes Infamous Name

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/26/2000
 
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SOUTH PARK, PA - Hopefully, there´s no one named Kenny here. The former town of Library, a community of 3,600 in South Park Township about 12 miles south of Pittsburgh, has renamed itself South Park, to the liking of some and the chagrin of others. No word yet if a group of foul-mouthed schoolchildren who eat Cheesy Poofs and kill off a character named Kenny each week are living there. Bizarre wanted to know how many other communities are named South Park in the US. We came up with 14, but this one is the first one to be named after the hit TV show has been on the air.

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Holy S#@* (0 replies)
started by hkerry34
(06.26.2001 10:11:35 PM EST)

Well being a product of South Park I have taken quite the heat from being from there and yes I went to South Park Elementary

I'm there (0 replies)
started by CYCO
(06.28.2000 1:54:25 PM EST)

That's it, I'm moving there!

hey now!

Homer (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(06.27.2000 4:04:11 PM EST)

Look at all the cities and towns that renamed themselves after the city of Springfield in honor of the Simpsons. Oh, what's that you say, they were named that before the show? Never mind.

Boobs (0 replies)
started by whitejunior
(06.27.2000 3:57:00 PM EST)

I love naked women

Excuse me... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.26.2000 10:44:36 PM EST)

...but I do believe this sucks ass!



Corny (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.26.2000 6:47:45 PM EST)

I wonder if anyone actually cares. Anyways, they really should have given colorado a chance first... those bastards. Anyways, no one cares and Im third.

Goin' down to Southpark.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.26.2000 10:15:24 AM EST)

...gonna have myself a time!

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1st (0 replies)  
started by zabu
(06.25.2000 11:59:59 PM EST)

This is cool being 1st, suck it

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