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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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"I am incapable of doing any real work on my own. You are my co-worker who will have to help me. Please advise."
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 Town Takes Infamous Name | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/26/2000 | | |  |
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SOUTH PARK, PA - Hopefully, there´s no one named Kenny here. The former town of Library, a community of 3,600 in South Park Township about 12 miles south of Pittsburgh, has renamed itself South Park, to the liking of some and the chagrin of others. No word yet if a group of foul-mouthed schoolchildren who eat Cheesy Poofs and kill off a character named Kenny each week are living there. Bizarre wanted to know how many other communities are named South Park in the US. We came up with 14, but this one is the first one to be named after the hit TV show has been on the air.
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Holy S#@*
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hkerry34
(06.26.2001 10:11:35 PM EST)
Well being a product of South Park I have taken quite the heat from being from there and yes I went to South Park Elementary
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I'm there
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CYCO
(06.28.2000 1:54:25 PM EST)
That's it, I'm moving there!hey now!
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Homer
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garbagetime
(06.27.2000 4:04:11 PM EST)
Look at all the cities and towns that renamed themselves after the city of Springfield in honor of the Simpsons. Oh, what's that you say, they were named that before the show? Never mind.
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Boobs
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started by
whitejunior
(06.27.2000 3:57:00 PM EST)
I love naked women
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Corny
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.26.2000 6:47:45 PM EST)
I wonder if anyone actually cares. Anyways, they really should have given colorado a chance first... those bastards. Anyways, no one cares and Im third.
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