"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
Random Quote
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." — Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
Snapple Facts
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milk shake on layaway.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
SOUTH PARK, PA - Hopefully, there´s no one named Kenny here. The former town of Library, a community of 3,600 in South Park Township about 12 miles south of Pittsburgh, has renamed itself South Park, to the liking of some and the chagrin of others. No word yet if a group of foul-mouthed schoolchildren who eat Cheesy Poofs and kill off a character named Kenny each week are living there. Bizarre wanted to know how many other communities are named South Park in the US. We came up with 14, but this one is the first one to be named after the hit TV show has been on the air.
I wonder if anyone actually cares. Anyways, they really should have given colorado a chance first... those bastards. Anyways, no one cares and Im third.
Corny started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.26.2000 6:47:45 PM EST)
I wonder if anyone actually cares. Anyways, they really should have given colorado a chance first... those bastards. Anyways, no one cares and Im third.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
