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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/23/2000
 
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WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, MI - All someone said was Hi, Jack! but at a suburban Detroit airport, that was enough to create a crisis. A microphone happened to be open Monday when someone greeted the co-pilot aboard a corporate jet, and the tower heard hijack, police Lt. Rick Crigger said. Oakland International Airport tower officials called the Waterford police, who in turn called in a whole extra shift of police, the Oakland County Sheriff´s Department SWAT team, the FBI and other federal authorities, Crigger said. The plane was told to return to the tower, and the pilot´s identification was checked. Once the alarm was over, the law officers could laugh about it.

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oops (0 replies)
started by barney
(06.24.2000 1:29:09 AM EST)

was his last name Mehoof?

barney

Whew! (0 replies)
started by SeanMcKay
(06.23.2000 11:38:32 PM EST)

Luckily it was "Hi Jack" and not "Ben Dover" lol.... stupid I know... Just had to get a stupid out.

Love,Peace & Hair Greez

i wonder.. (0 replies)
started by bigseven
(06.23.2000 2:38:26 PM EST)

What would happen if he said, jokingly of course, "My name is Rasheed Abdullah of Iran! I am taking over this plane and plan to kill one passenger every half an hour if you american pigs don't release our General Mohammed from your filthy prison!" I bet you guys were thinking that too huh?

I'm not homophobic, you're just heterophobic.

i wonder.. (0 replies)
started by bigseven
(06.23.2000 2:38:06 PM EST)

What would happen if he said, jokingly of course, "My name is Rasheed Abdullah of Iran! I am taking over this plane and plan to kill one passenger every half an hour if you american pigs don't release our General Mohammed from your filthy prison!" I bet you guys were thinking that too huh?

I'm not homophobic, you're just heterophobic.

I remember this... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.23.2000 12:59:55 PM EST)

It was a gag in the movie, "Airplane."



You're right, blinker... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.23.2000 11:59:59 AM EST)

Don't you love it when people believe this shit?

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Not that simple (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.23.2000 11:04:46 AM EST)

The controllers wouldn't have known which plane it was if all they heard was "Hi Jack," with no call sign or other identifying data.

urban legend (0 replies)
started by blinker
(06.23.2000 4:06:24 AM EST)

this is in a book of urban legends.

hmmm (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(06.23.2000 1:58:43 AM EST)

wonder what would've happened if someone said "Hi, Bob!"

ha! (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.23.2000 0:47:17 AM EST)

i'm first

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