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Pretoria, South Africa - The psychology profession was rocked after renowned marriage counselor, Dr. Cedric Wayne crossed over the edge while treating a bickering couple. The husband, fed up with his wife’s unrelenting verbal assault began slapping her. Dr. Wayne, instead of intervening to stop the assault leapt out of his chair and charged across the room and proceeded to beat the stunned wife as well. She´s the most annoying woman I´ve ever been around. No husband should be subjected to nagging like that... that woman´s mouth was driving me crazy, said Dr. Wayne.
How much started by
marvin
(01.04.2002 3:43:00 AM EST)
is it going to cost him ? Less his consultation fee of course !
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