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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/04/2002
 
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Pretoria, South Africa - The psychology profession was rocked after renowned marriage counselor, Dr. Cedric Wayne crossed over the edge while treating a bickering couple. The husband, fed up with his wife’s unrelenting verbal assault began slapping her. Dr. Wayne, instead of intervening to stop the assault leapt out of his chair and charged across the room and proceeded to beat the stunned wife as well. She´s the most annoying woman I´ve ever been around. No husband should be subjected to nagging like that... that woman´s mouth was driving me crazy, said Dr. Wayne.


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Title: dude, sweet
By: razor696
Date: 01.04.2002 4:45 AM EST

that's where i need to take an ex of mine...


hey Stephanie, you wanna go out, i got this great place in mind...

friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"

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that's where i need to take an ex of mine...


hey Stephanie, you wanna go out, i got this great place in mind...

friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"


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