"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!
One Liners
Q. Why are hurricanes named after women? A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Pretoria, South Africa - The psychology profession was rocked after renowned marriage counselor, Dr. Cedric Wayne crossed over the edge while treating a bickering couple. The husband, fed up with his wife’s unrelenting verbal assault began slapping her. Dr. Wayne, instead of intervening to stop the assault leapt out of his chair and charged across the room and proceeded to beat the stunned wife as well. She´s the most annoying woman I´ve ever been around. No husband should be subjected to nagging like that... that woman´s mouth was driving me crazy, said Dr. Wayne.
Maybe it was "you" who drove Stephanie crazy.
What's with the three posts?
I didn't see any difference in #1 and #3.
one of those days by
razor696
(01.05.2002 3:59:25 AM EST)
couldn't win for losing. but at least i made an ass of my self in doing it! lol
friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
hell yeah by
razor696
(01.06.2002 0:21:04 AM EST)
that's the most true thing i've ever heard in my life.
friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
haha! by
razor696
(01.07.2002 3:28:37 AM EST)
after a day like today, i needed that. thank you...
friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"
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