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What a Difference a Day Can Make

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/18/2000
 
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FORDYCE, Arkansas - One day will get you twenty, or it could for an inmate that decided to flee from jail the same day that a judge ordered his release. Sherman Lee Parks, 50, had served nine months in the Dallas County Jail. According to Dallas County Sheriff Donny Ford, The judge ruled that since they had been locked up for nine months to let them out. Parks, now wanted for an escape attempt was re-arrested and sent back to the Dallas County Jail the next day.

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Well... (0 replies)
started by msbzdragn
(09.21.2000 0:14:14 AM EST)

you know what they say about folks in Arkansas... Maybe he just had to get out 'cause he was missing his daddy to much! :p

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hey Christina, was it supidity (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.20.2000 1:16:26 AM EST)

that made you misspell the word stupidity?

Ryan(the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide...king..."

50 years on this earth.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(09.19.2000 1:45:31 PM EST)

....and he has yet to learn the lesson.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Impatients (1 reply)
started by ajcrambes
(09.18.2000 6:06:54 PM EST)

What the hell is his problem??? Nobody could really be that stupid

Especially... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 3:48:05 PM EST)

...at his age!

BE ON THE LOOKOUT:

Fat, out of shape bald man who has prostate trouble.

ok.. (0 replies)
started by christina
(09.18.2000 1:17:03 PM EST)

what did you expect from a jailbird? its supidity that got him there,and its supidity that made him run. (why are jails so easy to run from?)

THE BITCH WAS HERE

Why is he called "they" and why.... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(09.18.2000 9:06:26 AM EST)

does every southerner have the last name "Lee" ? War's over....let's be "civil".

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

Hyuk Hyuk (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 5:42:37 AM EST)

what do you expect from a white trash Arkansas newspaper??

Yes! (0 replies)  
started by ernie71
(09.18.2000 2:32:07 AM EST)

Nail that sucka!


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