"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003
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"They were singing without accompaniment. You know -- acapulco." — Director Gregory Ratoff, telling of hearing a singing group
Snapple Facts
#55 A human brain weighs about 3lbs.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
One Liners
Q. What do you call Tuesday's at a Texas prison? A. Fryday.
SOMMATINO, Italy - A recently widowed lady, Maria Gentile, has a technique Columbo never used to get his man. After becoming suspicious regarding the murder suspect of her husband, she decided to take matters into her own hands. Simon Burgio knew Maria and her husband and was infatuated with her. So after he asked Maria out days after burying her husband, she concocted the plan to sleep with him. After she professed her love for him, he confessed to the murder.Maria went to authorities the next day and Simon is now in prison.
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Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
