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house is is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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FLORIDA - Neighbors couldn´t walk past Audrey Weed´s house without almost gagging. Finally the smell became too much,and they called the police. After searching the woman´s home, police found dozens of dead cats in her freezer. They found 31 kittens and 36 cats in her refrigerator and freezer and 24 cats and one dog were alive, but neglected. Weed has been charged with 92 counts of animal neglect. This came as a surprise because Weed herself is a volunteer for a local animal rescue group and was formerly a police animal control officer. According to neighbors, she kept rescuing more and more abandoned animals, but could not cope. A fellow volunteer with Pets in Distress said, Her heart got too big. Audrey has done this on her own. She picked up a lot of pets on her own. She was trying to do the right thing.
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damn
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bigjohn2
(12.24.2001 10:02:12 PM EST)
now that beats all Ive ever heard before to weird..
MERRY
CHRISTMAS!!!!
merry cat ass
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started by
grogggg
(12.24.2001 6:58:19 PM EST)
I hope all of you peta asshloes take notice. Time for to get back to the woods and hunt.
lofuss
Ewwwww!
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tjshere
(12.24.2001 10:44:35 AM EST)
It's pretty serious when a woman's pussy smells so bad it gags the neighbors.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Frozen Pussy
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marvin
(12.24.2001 3:46:50 AM EST)
what a cold woman ! LOL
~ Happy Christmas Goofball ~
I have a hunch.....
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started by
willi
(12.24.2001 1:14:12 AM EST)
the dog came to be a fan of frozen foods!
It's the closest thing you can come to fresh and it's a whole lot easier to catch.
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