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is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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ENDWELL, NY - Even the Beatles didn´t generate this much excitement! A radio station´s attempt to generate excitement by faking an appearance by Britney Spears ended badly when a woman in a crowd at the station collapsed and went into cardiac arrest. She died later at a hospital. After a purported interview on Tuesday night, a woman pretending to be Spears emerged from the station to get into a limousine. About 100 people had gathered to greet her. The woman, whose name was not released, died Wednesday afternoon, sheriff´s detective Jason Ellis said. An autopsy was planned.
Server her right!!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.30.2000 0:16:53 AM EST)
If you're 39 years old and a Britney Spears fan you deserve to die!
(I know her age cause this story is old.)
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