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Woman helps take a bite out of crime

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/02/2001
 
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CHICAGO, Illinois - In most self-defense classes, the instructor is likely to tell the students to strike the attacker where it hurts. A 42-year-old Chicago woman took this sentiment one step further. She bit off the testicles of a man who sexually assaulted her and took them to the police headquarters just a short distance away from the attack. Officer Thomas Donegan told reporters, During the assault, the female victim got the man´s testicles in her mouth and bit them off. The attacker went to a local hospital, but reattachment surgery proved futile. The woman was treated at a different facility.


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The Doc explains... (0 replies)
started by willi
(10.02.2001 4:24:00 PM EST)

"Sorry, we aren't able to reattach your balls since we cannot determine which ones are your left and right."

"Determining the proper polarity is most crucial, otherwise you won't know if you are cumming or going."

On the attack (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(10.02.2001 3:30:18 PM EST)


There's one man who's a little less testy.

The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
The Good news is (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(10.02.2001 11:05:19 AM EST)

we don't have to wait for the video to download!! LOL

  

Awesome!! (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(10.02.2001 0:25:05 AM EST)

At least we know the scum can't reproduce. I hope he can't get it up anymore either. Big ^5 lady, whoever you are. Now go gargle for a day or so.

We are coming, it's personal now.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!

Oh Yeah! (0 replies)  
started by meesha
(10.02.2001 0:19:34 AM EST)

Take a bite outta crime! lol

*meow*

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