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World Record Toast Tosser

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/03/2000
 
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DUBLIN, Ireland - Just when you thought that the Olympics had the best that amateur sports had to offer comes Peter McGouran. It seems that he was obsessed with having a world record under his belt so he set out to break the record for tossing a piece of toast further than any human had ever thrown. The new record is 191 feet, 4 inches and Peter is now the world’s greatest toast tosser.

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Now we know (0 replies)
started by pmcrush
(07.05.2000 11:24:19 PM EST)

Hence the term "no news is good news"

If you're asking "why"? it's already too late.

cool (0 replies)
started by Chad66MX
(07.05.2000 10:37:21 PM EST)

its was ok i have seen better

bollocks to that (0 replies)
started by Vlad
(07.04.2000 2:53:02 PM EST)

again i live in dublin and i never heard about this one either like the garda one a few weeks ago goofball is getting worst and worst

Vlad

well (0 replies)
started by Albatros
(07.03.2000 11:56:33 PM EST)

whatever makes ya feel special i guess...

They're out there... now go find em! go on boy! Go get em! Fetch!

Olimpics suck (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(07.03.2000 7:16:51 PM EST)

To think, this guy will go down in history for doing something so worthless.

Damn, anonymous took my comment.. (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(07.03.2000 12:26:33 PM EST)

I was going to say I could enter for tossing my cookies...oh well..*SIGH*

e's a 'tosser' alright (0 replies)
started by reject
(07.03.2000 3:41:16 AM EST)

I'm sure he is gonna set a new record for tossing something else.

This is stupid

yay. (0 replies)
started by TinaP
(07.03.2000 1:18:56 AM EST)

I could do that...if I wanted to.

dumb (0 replies)
started by maxforce
(07.03.2000 0:21:52 AM EST)

just dumb
first real poster

asdf

Well..... (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.03.2000 0:20:27 AM EST)

I guess its better than tossing your cookies........

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