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DUBLIN, Ireland - Just when you thought that the Olympics had the best that amateur sports had to offer comes Peter McGouran. It seems that he was obsessed with having a world record under his belt so he set out to break the record for tossing a piece of toast further than any human had ever thrown. The new record is 191 feet, 4 inches and Peter is now the world’s greatest toast tosser.
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Now we know
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pmcrush
(07.05.2000 11:24:19 PM EST)
Hence the term "no news is good news"
If you're asking "why"? it's already too late.
cool
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Chad66MX
(07.05.2000 10:37:21 PM EST)
its was ok i have seen better
bollocks to that
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Vlad
(07.04.2000 2:53:02 PM EST)
again i live in dublin and i never heard about this one either like the garda one a few weeks ago goofball is getting worst and worst
Vlad
well
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Albatros
(07.03.2000 11:56:33 PM EST)
whatever makes ya feel special i guess...
They're out there... now go find em! go on boy! Go get em! Fetch!
Olimpics suck
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garbagetime
(07.03.2000 7:16:51 PM EST)
To think, this guy will go down in history for doing something so worthless.
e's a 'tosser' alright
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started by
reject
(07.03.2000 3:41:16 AM EST)
I'm sure he is gonna set a new record for tossing something else.
This is stupid
yay.
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TinaP
(07.03.2000 1:18:56 AM EST)
I could do that...if I wanted to.
dumb
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started by
maxforce
(07.03.2000 0:21:52 AM EST)
just dumb
first real poster
asdf
Well.....
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.03.2000 0:20:27 AM EST)
I guess its better than tossing your cookies........
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