"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Source: United Press International, "Bush Proposes Increase in Education Funds," Mark Kukis, Feb. 21, 2001
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DUBLIN, Ireland - Just when you thought that the Olympics had the best that amateur sports had to offer comes Peter McGouran. It seems that he was obsessed with having a world record under his belt so he set out to break the record for tossing a piece of toast further than any human had ever thrown. The new record is 191 feet, 4 inches and Peter is now the world’s greatest toast tosser.
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