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DUBLIN, Ireland - Just when you thought that the Olympics had the best that amateur sports had to offer comes Peter McGouran. It seems that he was obsessed with having a world record under his belt so he set out to break the record for tossing a piece of toast further than any human had ever thrown. The new record is 191 feet, 4 inches and Peter is now the world’s greatest toast tosser.
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garbagetime
(07.03.2000 7:16:51 PM EST)
To think, this guy will go down in history for doing something so worthless.
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