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Would-Be Robber Exchanges Hostage for Chicken Sandwich

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/06/2001
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MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - Only in Wisconsin would a robber give up a hostage in

exchange for a chicken sandwich and a soda. A knife

wielding robber stormed into a Milwaukee shop an

grabbed a young woman, threatening bodily harm unless

staff members handed over some cash. The robber

revealed during negotiations with shop worker Jaspal

Singh that he was hungry. Singh gave the would-be

robber a sandwich and a can of pop in exchange for the

girl while discretely dialing the police. The robber

sat and ate until the police arrived to arrest him.

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non americans (0 replies)
started by spunkorama
(03.09.2001 8:57:52 AM EST)

yes this happened in america
but fucked up things and stupid people are only in the usa?i don't think so. the us has more people than most countries therefore more chances for idiotic behavior.america also reports more of these type of "news of the weird" stories.most people suck regardles of nationallity,race,sex,sex preferance,etc.

it wasn't me.

coon? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.08.2001 4:27:10 PM EST)

im a coon..and proud of it...

Only in the usa (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.08.2001 10:14:27 AM EST)

This is a great example of the fact that people will believe that anything can happen if u follow it by the words '...In America' or place the scene in a American town.

Darren (0 replies)
started by BOBtheGOTH
(03.07.2001 3:57:05 PM EST)

He remindes me of my mate Darren,
he would trade anything for food,
Even if it was a mcflurry.


now iget it (0 replies)
started by oddg2rl
(03.06.2001 11:14:14 PM EST)

i wondered where my mother was.... only gets worse.

probably......... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.06.2001 11:54:44 AM EST)

the chick was probably some big nasty girl!!! or the guy was a complete idiot.... or both!!!!! you can tell he doesnt do this alot!!!

Either..... (2 replies)
started by tjshere
(03.06.2001 11:37:02 AM EST)

the guy was really stupid or the female hostage was really ugly. Or fat. Or PMSing.

All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
I bet that guy was black (4 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.06.2001 10:38:03 AM EST)

he's have to be a coon to try something like that, dumb ape!
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only in america (0 replies)
started by peterli
(03.06.2001 2:54:57 AM EST)

only in the states would something this stupid happen, why didn't he just hold up a Mc Donalds for a chicken sandwich and have done with it?

My brain hurts

Chicken?? (0 replies)  
started by beckdaddy
(03.06.2001 0:34:57 AM EST)

I could see it if it was for a brat!

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