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A New Way To Fight Price Wars

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/31/2001
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When the station down the street started offering gas for 16 cents a gallon cheaper than his, gas station owner Ed Trudeau decided the deal was too good to pass up. He and his son-in- law jumped in their 8,500-gallon tanker and headed to the competitor to fill up. The clerk told Trudeau to stop, but he continued pumping until workers shut off the gas. He paid $427.53 for 342.58 gallons of gas and left just as station employees raised the price. I can buy gas from him cheaper than from my oil suppliers, Trudeau commented.

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But, but, but (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(10.31.2001 3:53:00 AM EST)

Who's going to buy the gas if he's selling it for 16 cents per gallon more than the guy he bought it from??

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