Advanced Search
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in



Remember Me?

» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?


Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
Busted Tees
Mike's List


George W. Bush
"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004

Random Quote
"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
— Jan King

Snapple Facts
#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.

Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she runs, she makes the CD player skip... is so fat, at the radio station!

One Liners
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.

A New Way To Fight Price Wars

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/31/2001
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

When the station down the street started offering gas for 16 cents a gallon cheaper than his, gas station owner Ed Trudeau decided the deal was too good to pass up. He and his son-in- law jumped in their 8,500-gallon tanker and headed to the competitor to fill up. The clerk told Trudeau to stop, but he continued pumping until workers shut off the gas. He paid $427.53 for 342.58 gallons of gas and left just as station employees raised the price. I can buy gas from him cheaper than from my oil suppliers, Trudeau commented.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

More Stupid News...


This Section


You must register to participate in this discussion.
But, but, but (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(10.31.2001 3:53:00 AM EST)

Who's going to buy the gas if he's selling it for 16 cents per gallon more than the guy he bought it from??

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here! is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

Most Recent
Rate This!

3.25 Goofballs of 5
4 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
    There are at least 50 nuclear bombs that have been lost at sea!