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NEW YORK - The winner of the most stupid criminal of the week goes to...Jack Schreiner of New York! The 30 year-old pulled a smooth move when he wanted to open a bank account - at the same bank he robbed four days prior. Schreiner reportedly walked away with almost $8000 from the Chase Manhattan bank in New York. When he returned to open the account, one of the clerks recognized him from one of the surveillance tapes she had seen and notified security. [Thanks to Gerry for sending in this story.]
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Sign of the times
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tjshere
(12.02.2001 12:44:10 PM EST)
I remember when an $8,000 bank account made you a valued customer. Now they arrest you for it. They'll probably tack on a sevice charge for calling the cops.
I'm sorry this isn't Funny but I hate those Worthless, No Good, Cocksucking, Motherfuckers.
Upon reflection, my hostility may be, because they don't pay any Income Taxes.
More likely it was
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marvin
(12.02.2001 4:39:53 AM EST)
The "Chase Manhattan Bank" stamps on the bill wraps that was the dead giveaway !
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