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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more."
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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 Fiery Pagan Ritual Leaves Young Woman Out in the Cold | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/04/2001 | | |  |
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ENFIELD, Connecticut - Maybe instead of a cauldron, this aspiring witch should keep a fire extinguisher handy. Mary Palmieri is now homeless after she allowed her pagan friends to perform a ritual in her house to burn her troubles away. The witchcraft ritual involved burning a piece of paper with Mary´s problems written on it. The flames got out of control and set fire to the house. Mary´s bedroom was gutted and the house suffered extensive smoke and water damage. Mary says next time she will talk to her priest instead.
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Fire Magic...
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vmax97
(08.27.2002 8:59:33 AM EST)
is a cool thing for the pagan community. My girlfriend has done several of them. They are interesting to watch.....but I think I'll buy a fire extinguisher just to be on the safe side. LOLI'd try anything twice, just to make sure! LOL
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Did the cat survive ?
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started by
marvin
(12.04.2001 3:46:57 AM EST)
Roger .... where have you been lately ?
"All hail Roger, Thane of Goofball" LOL
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