"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
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SWAZILAND - High unemployment rates lead to...lots of sex. At least according to Swaziland ruler King Mswati III. The idle time has left citizens to entertain themselves and a damaging side effect has been the HIV/AIDS epidemic. The King outlined a new plan at his 33rd birthday to fight the epidemic - he has reinstated the Umchwasho, a maiden´s chastity rule also called Flower of the Nation. Thus, Swaziland has officially banned single women from sexual activity for five years. Maidens cannot shake hands or wear pants, and virgins must wear blue and black do not touch me tassels. Those already in a relationship and over 19 must wear different tassels, and men acting against the ruling will be fined a cow.
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