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Salvation now makes house calls! Those too busy to attend church and have a cell phone: don´t fret. With the help of a cell phone Short Message Service, a religious group has translated the Lord´s Prayer into shorthand so you can read it on your phone. The opening, Our Father, who art in heaven, has now been shortened to dad@hvn and hallowed be thy name is now urspshl. The entire prayer has been shortened enough to fit into SMS´s limit of 160 characters. A spokesperson called the SMS prayer an experimental form of virtual worship.
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What does URSPSHL mean?
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briredfern
(08.07.2001 10:57:31 AM EST)
"You Are Special" I have no idea how that translates into Hallowed be thy name......
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Where's the virtual wine?
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hotrodguy6969
(08.04.2001 1:13:27 AM EST)
people are getting too damned lazy!! It's sounds like someone had nothing better to do!
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