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Yah!!
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lowrider32
(11.27.2000 10:31:52 PM EST)
I hate when that happens!
Wrong Address..
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blahblahblah2
(11.27.2000 10:36:55 AM EST)
I would have told him to bring it to my house, that it was an undercover DEA staging point, and to leave it on the back steps.
Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks
What do you
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started by
hardball
(11.27.2000 9:23:31 AM EST)
want to bet this asswiping inbreeder voted for gore.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
wrong..
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rook30505
(11.27.2000 1:44:46 AM EST)
that's just wrong.
Pikachu is the devil.
Figures
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chhine
(11.26.2000 11:31:09 PM EST)
If the pigs had their way and enough prison space we all would be in the cell........ http://www.geocities.com/
CrazyHairyHine is a friend of mine
Old
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stupiddogg
(11.26.2000 10:17:50 PM EST)
I heard about this weeks ago. Geez Goofball, a little slow gettin' to it, huh?
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
— Dave Barry
huh?
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wickedcircusfreak
(11.26.2000 10:01:28 PM EST)
We got a lot of people growing the shit here. They go out in the mornings and tend to their illegal crop, and then head on into the station to grab a donut and be on their way to bust people for noise ordinances. What a bunch of fucking pigs.
cocksucker
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buckwild45
(11.26.2000 5:51:08 PM EST)
someone should track down the prankster and kick dead off into his ass. of course only after the farmer is knocked ignorant oops to late.
Even if I had caller ID and KNEW it was really a cop, I wouldn't trust him not to bust me! They won't get him for distributing, though. He was obvoiusly smoking it all himself!
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dumb ass
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started by
brucewolcott
(11.26.2000 1:06:55 AM EST)
theres no way a cop would do that..good god he must be goofball lololololol
hmmm
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started by
stnrken
(11.26.2000 0:29:52 AM EST)
man who ever called that guy needs to be shot....multiple times
420 24 7
THAT`S
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donut38
(11.26.2000 0:05:19 AM EST)
PLAYING DIRTY
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