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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/13/2001
 
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ALBUQUERQUE - The phrase gross misappropriation of resources has new meaning for one Albuquerque policeman and his pilot. The officer and the civilian pilot were on night patrol over the city in a Kiowa OH-58 helicopter when they landed in a vacant lot next to a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. The pilot and a police officer landed the copter early in the morning, ran in and grabbed a dozen, came back out and took off, Albuquerque Police Department spokesman Brian McCutcheon said. I don´t know whose brain child it was, but it´s an ugly child, he added. A Krispy Kreme employee didn´t see why people were making a big deal of the unusual doughnut run. Cops got to eat, too, he said. disciplinary measures are being considered.


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agree w/tj (0 replies)
started by meesha
(10.13.2001 11:45:15 AM EST)

Yup. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are really yummy (even though we don't have them up here in OR).

Vacant lot + early morning + doughnuts = no problem!

People just need to chill out!

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started by tjshere
(10.13.2001 11:35:59 AM EST)

I could make the usual cop/doughnut joke here but I agree with the employee, what's the big deal here? Early morning, vacant lot; why is this a problem?

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