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"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?"
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
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 Hot Doughnuts In Progress. Request Air Lift Immediately! | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/13/2001 | | |  |
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ALBUQUERQUE - The phrase gross misappropriation of resources has new meaning for one Albuquerque policeman and his pilot. The officer and the civilian pilot were on night patrol over the city in a Kiowa OH-58 helicopter when they landed in a vacant lot next to a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. The pilot and a police officer landed the copter early in the morning, ran in and grabbed a dozen, came back out and took off, Albuquerque Police Department spokesman Brian McCutcheon said. I don´t know whose brain child it was, but it´s an ugly child, he added. A Krispy Kreme employee didn´t see why people were making a big deal of the unusual doughnut run. Cops got to eat, too, he said. disciplinary measures are being considered.
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I could make the usual cop/doughnut joke here but I agree with the employee, what's the big deal here? Early morning, vacant lot; why is this a problem? 
They have awakened a sleeping giant.
Vengeance will be ours!
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