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LINCOLN, Nebraska - A truck driver who racked opened a one cent peanut at a rocery store and ate it has been icketed for theft. Xavier Ocampo dmitted to eating the peanut and offered to pay the store the penny. But mployees refused payment and called olice instead.
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emind me not to go
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roger
(08.08.2001 10:20:17 AM EST)
to incoln nebraska unless I ot a pocket full of ennies.
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Seems that...
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willi
(08.06.2001 5:33:32 PM EST)
bizarrenews is two vowels and four consonants short of a full keyboard!
his s utty
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marvin
(08.06.2001 9:45:52 AM EST)
id he olice rack he rime n he nd ?
Suspicious...
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hannes
(08.06.2001 6:16:49 AM EST)
Why are there 1-2 letters missing
in each sentence? Was it theft?
Somebody call the olice! :)
what the hell?
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razor696
(08.06.2001 5:57:33 AM EST)
a friggin' peanut! and a friggin penny! who gives a rats arse??? man, if i was the cop that showed up, i'd smack the person that called me out there. i'd put a penny in my hand and bitch slap him so hard, his momma would have a penny in her cheek! argh!
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