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HAWAII - Paul Gebauer was in for a surprise when he opened the book he recently checked out from Makawao Library. Inside he found $68,000 worth of government bonds. Though he tempo- rarily considered keeping the bonds for himself, he ultimately turned them in to the proper owner. Gebauer said, I knew it would be the wrong thing to do. I wouldn´t be able to sleep at night. He managed to locate the owner, an elderly woman who didn´t even realize the bonds were missing. Police arranged to have the bonds delivered, and Gebauer received a $100 reward. Chalk one up for humanity.
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I guess I'm stupid, too
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tjshere
(12.29.2001 12:42:44 PM EST)
Because I would have done the same thing. It does seem like the old bat could have sprung for a little bigger reward though.
Maybe he read the book
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marvin
(12.29.2001 2:48:47 AM EST)
"Crime & Punishment" then turned the bonds in.
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