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has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
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SOUTH AFRICA - A would-be group of robbers tried to hold up a security van, but escaped with nothing but an empty cash box. After they ambushed the van, they tried breaking in with everything possible from picks and hammers to crowbars. Though there were three cash boxes, they chose the only empty one. Pretoria police indicate that the robbers had crashed into a Fidelity Guard van and another car stopped behind it to en-close it in. The estimated 15 robbers were able to flea the scene, and the lone empty box was found nearby.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
lmao@TJ!
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started by
meesha
(10.05.2001 3:02:15 PM EST)
I don't think there's enough bleach in my laundry room to clean out that gene pool!
LOL@TJ
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started by
bigswifty
(10.05.2001 9:05:21 AM EST)
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
15 crooks 3 boxes, what are the odds?
15 robbers, zero brains
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started by
tjshere
(10.05.2001 0:21:43 AM EST)
Oh Meesha, would you pass me that bleach, please? The gene pool needs cleansing again.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
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