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TEL AVIV, Israel - The Holy Land is credited with being the birthplace of all three monotheistic religions. But in recent years, it has become a magnet for unorthodox interpretations of scripture. That´s where Rabbi David Batzri comes in. It seems that the Rabbi recently began advertising his services to a special group of sinners. He specializes in blessings designed to save obsessive masturbators from being possessed by the devil.
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I beg your pardon
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tjshere
(11.20.2001 10:23:30 PM EST)
I consider my schween a sacred (and ancient) artifact! Of course I worship it regularly.
TOKYO (Wireless Flash) -- Ladies: If you're trying to lose a few pounds, the answer may be at your ingertips -- literally.
Researchers at Tokyo's Yotsuya Medical Clinic claim females who asturbate can rub off 100 calories every ten minutes.
Clinic spokesman Shingo Fumoto claims that the body starts burning fat after 15 minutes of touching yourself and the erotic exercise burns calories in both the body and brain.
Unfortunately, Dr. Fumoto says masturbating for weight-loss doesn't work as well for men because "women can go at it longer and do it everyday."
One warning: Fumoto says ladies with low blood pressure should go slow with the hands-on technique because it can induce enormous fatigue.
Too late rabbi.....
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willi
(11.20.2001 1:26:26 AM EST)
cause I'm spilling my demon seed upon the ground as we speak.
To set the record straight, I was possessed way before I started masturbating.
Baby, there's no way the devil's gonna get in through the out door.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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