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 Man Dies in Bizarre Masturbation Accident | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 11/17/2000 | | |  |
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GREAT BRITAIN - A 49-year-old British courier masturbated himself todeath when a complex procedure he used to heighten his pleasure went terribly wrong. Terrence Simmonds reportedly suffocated to death with two bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate in a plastic device he used while spanking the monkey. The device consisted of a heavy plastic bag that is connected to a vacuum cleaner. This apparently wasn´t the first time Simmonds tried doing this. He was found unconscious two years earlier after a similar exploit.
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ganjamonkey
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11.17.2000 5:17 PM EST |
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DUDE????? iF YER GONNA SPANK IT, JUST STICK TO THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, AND MAYBE SOME VASELINE. LET THIS BE A LESSON, DRUGS ARE BAD(HEHE)AND VACUUM CLEANERS*SUCK*. THAT GUY PROBABLY NEVER GOT LAID, AND THOUGHT HE WAS HAVIN FUN. gET PUSSY, AND NOT HAND-JOBS.
PEACE,
GANJAMONKEY
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