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Man Dies in Bizarre Masturbation Accident

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/17/2000
 
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GREAT BRITAIN - A 49-year-old British courier masturbated himself to

death when a complex procedure he used to heighten his

pleasure went terribly wrong. Terrence Simmonds

reportedly suffocated to death with two bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate in a plastic device he used

while spanking the monkey. The device consisted of a

heavy plastic bag that is connected to a vacuum

cleaner. This apparently wasn´t the first time

Simmonds tried doing this. He was found unconscious

two years earlier after a similar exploit.

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Title: Dearly beloved.....
By: latertater
Date: 11.17.2000 10:01 PM EST

we are gathered here today to pay our last respects to probably the stupidest fuck on the face of the earth.

I bet his family is really embarrassed! How do you explain to somebody how he died?

Don't take any wooden nickels!

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Dearly beloved.....  
started by latertater
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we are gathered here today to pay our last respects to probably the stupidest fuck on the face of the earth.

I bet his family is really embarrassed! How do you explain to somebody how he died?

Don't take any wooden nickels!


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