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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
— President William Clinton 5/29/93
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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... is so fat, They're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!
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Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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 Man Dies in Bizarre Masturbation Accident | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 11/17/2000 | | |  |
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GREAT BRITAIN - A 49-year-old British courier masturbated himself todeath when a complex procedure he used to heighten his pleasure went terribly wrong. Terrence Simmonds reportedly suffocated to death with two bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate in a plastic device he used while spanking the monkey. The device consisted of a heavy plastic bag that is connected to a vacuum cleaner. This apparently wasn´t the first time Simmonds tried doing this. He was found unconscious two years earlier after a similar exploit.
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stupid fuckin limeys |
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rufuswadd
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these dental-hygiene challenged subjects of the crown
are truly some of the most deviant, freaky sick-fucks
and they all deserve to die. ENGLAND GET OUT OF
IRELAND!!!!! whatever
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