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Bizarre National Holidays

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/03/2001
 
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OCTOBER IS...

October is... National Sarcasm Month

October is... National Apple Jack Month

October is... National Pickled Pepper Month

October 3 is... Virus Appreciation Day

October 6 is... Come and Take It Day

October 9 is... Moldy Cheese Day

October 12 is... Moment Of Frustration Scream Day

October 14 is... Be Bald and Free Day

October 16 is... Dictionary Day

October 17 is... Gaudy Day

October 21 is... Babbling Day

October 25 is... Punk For A Day Day

October 28 is... Plush Animal Lover´s Day

October 29 is... Hermit Day

October 30 is... National Candy Corn Day

October 31 is... Halloween [A truly bizarre holiday.]


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All things considered,.... (0 replies)
started by willi
(10.03.2001 7:54:22 PM EST)

this appears to be my month!
The only exception is that I may be plush but I am definitely not an animal lover.

Looking to the Calendar (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(10.03.2001 0:58:23 AM EST)


I can't wait for Oct 6th.

The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Can we make (0 replies)
started by meesha
(10.03.2001 0:57:56 AM EST)

October 4th loopy housewife day? I could really use a day off...

*meow*

Uh..... (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(10.03.2001 0:49:18 AM EST)

Today is virus appreciation day?? Just what viruses are we supposed to appreciate? Puter viruses? AIDS? The common cold? The flu?

Perhaps we should change Oct. 3 to, "Let's all try not to be morons for just one day" day.

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