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LONDON - A woman, late in her pregnancy, has survived being speared through the chest by a wooden stake which narrowly missed her heart and unborn child. Astrid Oates, 20, was impaled on a fence post after the driver of the car she was traveling in swerved to avoid a fox. The car smashed through a wooden fence and one of the posts shattered and speared her through her right breast. It took surgeons four hours to remove the spear of wood which was lodged close to major organs, but they told the 8-months pregnant woman her unborn child is fine and will probably be born naturally at full-term.
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well damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.22.2002 9:08:24 PM EST)
one lucky lady to live and not hurt child....
You said it TJ !
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started by
marvin
(01.22.2002 2:36:41 PM EST)
But who is she sueing for damages ? The driver or the fox ?
Well
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started by
tjshere
(01.22.2002 4:18:51 AM EST)
At least we know she isn't a vampire.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Ouch
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christw
(01.22.2002 3:34:40 AM EST)
Reminds me of the man being impaled on a bridge, with a metal pipe through his chest. He only found out when he tried to get a cigarette out of his chest pocket, and got only an inch...
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