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The "nude geezer gala" group of Luv "hungry codgers" was reported about in our local paper. Although as a reporter, I'm not supposed to mention full names, I will say that the names start with... 1)CG - "briefs are for men who do it briefly"
2)Lingle -"feel the freedom"
3)OBX- "wanna see my nine iron?"
4)TJ (the purported organizer)
5)BDson-"what a luvly occasion"
6)Jackel- "me Jackel with nothing to Hyde"
7)Cons - "wanna see my gear cables?"
8)Obi - "the force is always with me"
9)Grand Patron (missing since event, but left cute cocktail umbrellas behind)
This story keeps popping up every now and again. The location is always different, the names change, but it's always 9 old fogies having an orgy. *shudder*
Nice job putting a new spin on it, Luvly.
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