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Snapple Facts
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
The "nude geezer gala" group of Luv "hungry codgers" was reported about in our local paper. Although as a reporter, I'm not supposed to mention full names, I will say that the names start with... 1)CG - "briefs are for men who do it briefly"
2)Lingle -"feel the freedom"
3)OBX- "wanna see my nine iron?"
4)TJ (the purported organizer)
5)BDson-"what a luvly occasion"
6)Jackel- "me Jackel with nothing to Hyde"
7)Cons - "wanna see my gear cables?"
8)Obi - "the force is always with me"
9)Grand Patron (missing since event, but left cute cocktail umbrellas behind)
This story keeps popping up every now and again. The location is always different, the names change, but it's always 9 old fogies having an orgy. *shudder*
Nice job putting a new spin on it, Luvly.
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