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Nine Oldsters Booted For Attempting Orgy

By: luvly1Published: 03/18/2006
 
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The "nude geezer gala" group of Luv "hungry codgers" was reported about in our local paper. Although as a reporter, I'm not supposed to mention full names, I will say that the names start with...
1)CG - "briefs are for men who do it briefly" 2)Lingle -"feel the freedom" 3)OBX- "wanna see my nine iron?" 4)TJ (the purported organizer) 5)BDson-"what a luvly occasion" 6)Jackel- "me Jackel with nothing to Hyde" 7)Cons - "wanna see my gear cables?" 8)Obi - "the force is always with me" 9)Grand Patron (missing since event, but left cute cocktail umbrellas behind)

Nine Oldsters Booted For Attempting Orgy

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: Hehehehehe
    By: tjshere
    Date: 03.18.2006 1:53 PM EST


    This story keeps popping up every now and again. The location is always different, the names change, but it's always 9 old fogies having an orgy. *shudder*

    Nice job putting a new spin on it, Luvly.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    Hehehehehe    
    started by tjshere
    (03.18.2006 1:53:07 PM EST)


    This story keeps popping up every now and again. The location is always different, the names change, but it's always 9 old fogies having an orgy. *shudder*

    Nice job putting a new spin on it, Luvly.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hey TJ
    by leadj
    (03.20.2006 6:13:33 AM EST)

    so where will you and J9 live now?

    LOL


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