"I'm sure there's a lot of people frightened — biotechnology is a long wordand it sounds — they may say, well, I don't know if I'm smart enough to bein biotechnology, or it sounds too sophisticated to be in biotechnology." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., on Nov. 7, 2003
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#181 The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.
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Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days.
The "nude geezer gala" group of Luv "hungry codgers" was reported about in our local paper. Although as a reporter, I'm not supposed to mention full names, I will say that the names start with... 1)CG - "briefs are for men who do it briefly"
2)Lingle -"feel the freedom"
3)OBX- "wanna see my nine iron?"
4)TJ (the purported organizer)
5)BDson-"what a luvly occasion"
6)Jackel- "me Jackel with nothing to Hyde"
7)Cons - "wanna see my gear cables?"
8)Obi - "the force is always with me"
9)Grand Patron (missing since event, but left cute cocktail umbrellas behind)
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