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Officer's Gun Falls From Pants, Shoots Man In Other Bathroom Stall
By: anonymous
Published: 04/22/2005
This is a story they'll be telling around the San Antonio Police Department for a long time.
A police spokesman says an off-duty officer was at a San Antonio auto auction house Wednesday when nature called.
Officer Craig Clancy strolled to the appropriate facility and was lowering his trousers when his pistol fell from his waistband. When Clancy fumbled for the falling firearm, it went off -- twice.
One of the bullets nicked a bit of floor tile into the leg of a man who was washing his hands nearby. That man was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.
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uhmm
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started by
leadj
(04.27.2005 8:07:23 AM EST)
thats a heck of a bathroom break. When your done, someones off to the hospital, and its not YOU!
well
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started by
thecritic
(04.23.2005 0:37:50 AM EST)
internal affairs can kiss the crack of my big fat arse. A cop takes a crap and his gun goes off and all of a sudden he's a criminal
Golly!
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started by
obxbeachbum
(04.22.2005 10:49:26 PM EST)
That's a real pistol of a story by.
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