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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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is so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Parents Stow Baby In Locker, Go To Dinner | | By: Phantom | Published: 05/17/1999 | | |  |
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TOKYO (Reuters)
A Japanese couple left their
five-month old baby girl in a coin locker while they went to
eat a late night snack of Chinese food, police said.
The infant was found uninjured after spending 40 to 50
minutes in the locker at a train station in Kawasaki, outside
Tokyo, police said.
The parents, a 23-year-old man and a 24-year-old woman, told
police they thought the child would be safe because air
could get into the 30 cm by 32 cm by 60 cm (12 inch by 13 inch
by 24 inch) locker, they said. Their names were not
released.
``The
two have not been arrested because at this point we can
only charge them with poor judgement, but we are
continuing to investigate the case,'' a police spokesman told
Reuters.
A woman passing by the locker had heard the baby crying at
about 1:00 a.m. and notified authorities who rescued the
girl.
The parents came out of the restaurant, about 300 yards from
the locker, when they heard the clamor of the rescue
operation, police said.
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Americans aren't the only assholes out thereRunning up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
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Americans are the only assholes out thereRunning up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
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