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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more."
— President Clinton, February 29, 1992.
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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... is so fat, She has 48 midnight snacks!
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Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A. Mace will do that to you.
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 The King's Auction Has Princely Bids | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 11/19/1999 | | |  |
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More news from the Elvis Presley Memorial Garage Sale in Las
Vegas. Thank you…..thank you very much.
Las Vegas (AP) - The rather ordinary-looking television
antenna was never meant to be sold, but when organizers of the
Elvis Presley auction found it backstage, they decided to put
it on the auction block anyway.
The King's 8-foot Christmas tree-shaped antenna, which was
shipped by accident along with other items selected to weed out
the collection at Graceland, sold Saturday for $1,725.
"It's a real piece of Graceland, not just some document,"
Sue Fergustrom of Springfield, Mo., said, laughing. "And when
he tries to contact me I'll have better reception."
Other items at Saturday's auction, all dating from the
1960's, included a battery-operated Hamilton wristwatch that
Presley owned, which went for $36,875; a rocking chair, which
went for $19,550; and a humidor, which went for $28.750.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
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