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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
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 Police Hunt Ronald McDonald Abductors | | By: Anonymous | Published: 04/14/2000 | | |  |
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Police in ex-Soviet Georgia are hunting for thieves who stole a six-foot-tall Ronald McDonald statue from the country's only McDonald's restaurant, store managers said.
The smiling red-haired mannequin, the fast food giant's worldwide signature mascot, disappeared from his place in front of the store.
Store officials could not explain how Ronald was carted away from his place on a bench intended for clients who wished to be photographed with him.
Ronald is usually chained to the bench after the restaurant closes in the evening and locals speculated that the thieves used metal-cutting equipment to carry out the act.
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god, what dumbasses
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razor696
(04.16.2001 6:21:43 PM EST)
and locals speculated that the thieves used metal-cutting equipment to carry out the act.
gee, ya think? what the hell else are they gonna use? a pair of 12 sided dice, and their ass?uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy!
shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!
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how gay
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 12:15:34 PM EST)
how can u not notice these people are idiots
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